Welcome Homo Sapiens!

would you like to ask me something?   I am an escapist. . I dream & dream & dream. Im a lover most days i dont fight i kill.. kill it with kisses... sometimes. I don't take much seriously. You want thing-a-ma-bobs I got plenty. Life's fun & its pretty much like...hazy days..ya know? I'll never be younger than I am right now.

"I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life."
Voltaire (via verachtend)

(Source: likeafieldmouse, via moonstonees)

— 1 hour ago with 78262 notes

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via hippiedreamin)

— 1 hour ago with 305670 notes

ptrparker:

phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead

(via iamsciencefiction)

— 5 hours ago with 273600 notes